Tell-tale Signs of Self-Destruction.

and i swear, i didn't try too hard.

Sign 1: Pimples have gathered and decided to revolt, by putting their stamp on my face!@

Sign 2: Toe-nails have become competitive in who can grow the longest, and have resorted to violence (cutting each other's host i.e. toes) in order to outwin, outplay, and outlast!

Sign 3: The wisdom tooth has become active after being in a dormant state for a few months, disrupting the joy and satisfaction that food brings.



and i didn't even do anything! it's not fair.